I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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