Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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