I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You are a genius and a whore.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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