I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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