I faked an abortion last night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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