You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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