If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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