But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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