Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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