That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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