If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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