How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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