I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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