How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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