so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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