Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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