So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
there's paper in my vomit.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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