It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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