I don't think brook has ever known best
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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