Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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