Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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