ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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