Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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