I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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