can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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