you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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