If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
try to milk me bitch
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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