I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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