What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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