Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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