Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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