I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
