what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
