I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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