i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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