Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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