Don't you send me to vm
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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