He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
