so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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