ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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