He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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