So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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