I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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