It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's never too late to be topless.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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