best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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