I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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