this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
