Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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