I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She announced her abortion via fbk
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
