think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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