North Korea, Best Korea!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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