how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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