i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
should my penis look like a turkey
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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