hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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